I imagine you are all wondering why I called you here today…

15 Jun

Now that you are all assembled around the table, I guess I will give you a quick update.

I got single.

I got moved, but not really that far.

I still hate spiders.

Anything else you need to know will be issued on a need-to-know basis. Trust me when I assure you the cards have only gotten funnier and I still love you all in that same way.

And now you can buy shirts and other gear. Yeah. Wear me, drink me, button me to your chest.  I am only giving you what you want.


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