Now that you are all assembled around the table, I guess I will give you a quick update.
I got single.
I got moved, but not really that far.
I still hate spiders.
Anything else you need to know will be issued on a need-to-know basis. Trust me when I assure you the cards have only gotten funnier and I still love you all in that same way.
And now you can buy shirts and other gear. Yeah. Wear me, drink me, button me to your chest. I am only giving you what you want.